LAUGH LINES

Score One for Gore: “At the Democratic Leadership Council, Al Gore tested out a possible campaign slogan for his run at the White House: ‘Practical Idealism.’ Campaign officials feel it’s better than the old slogan: ‘Needs Oil Can.’ ” (Conan O’Brien)

And Speaking of Politics: Rep. Ed Pease, (R-Ind.), was robbed at gunpoint outside the Capitol building. “To his credit, the congressman tried to talk the thief into giving up his gun. He said, ‘You don’t need that. Look at me. You want to rob people? Run for office!’ ” (Steve Voldseth)

Cut Me a Check Instead: The Getty Trust is considering new proposals for corporate sponsorships and other sources of funding future growth. “One controversial proposal involves asking artists to cut off an ear and donate it for sale at the Getty museum gift shop.” (Johnny Robish)

Trying to Help: “Sinead O’Connor and U2 have combined their talents to raise money for a charity album benefiting the victims of Northern Ireland’s worst bombing, which would be the last albums by Sinead O’Connor and U2.” (O’Brien)

Meanwhile . . .: “There are rumors that Tupac Shakur is really still around. Last week, Tupac was seen capping Elvis at a Burger King.” (Premiere Radio)

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