Dangerous World

It’s a dangerous world!

I can’t go for a drive in the car because I’m afraid some redneck is going to take a shot at me.

I can’t go for a walk because I’m afraid someone’s pet pit bull is going to chomp on me.

I can’t go to the ball game because I get so mad at the Dodgers that I think I might have a stroke.

I guess I’ll just sit at home and take my chances with cardiac arrest.

WILBUR K. PECK

Sherman Oaks