Opinion: <em>Nah-nah!</em> Obama gives California more flu-fighting bucks than anyone

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Kathleen Sebelius -- the Obama administration’s secretary of Health and Human Services nominee who did not have big back-tax problems -- announced this afternoon that she’s sending $30,516,050 to California immediately to fight flu.

That’s nothing to sneeze at. In fact, it’s nearly 10% of all the flu money that HHS is distributing nationwide to those other puny states. See, there is a reason for having Nancy Pelosi. And Oprah, though she’s only a California part-timer. Payback for those 55 juicy electoral votes last Nov. 4? And keep those Golden Staters healthy and alive.

(Or as loyal Ticket reader Kenneth tweets: ‘That leaves only 90% for the other 56 states.’)

We weren’t going to bother writing about such piddling chump change as millions, given the trillions we’ve moved up to discussing since January.

But that extra 50 bucks at the end pushed it over the top and clearly showed the transparent commitment to public health of both the Democratic president and Sebelius (shown above demonstrating how to spread a flu virus as quickly as possible).

In an additional multimedia sign of Obama’s commitment to public health, Sebelius notes she’s launched a contest for ordinary germy citizens to make their own anti-flu public service videos. After all these public health grants, however, there’s only $2,500 left for a prize; talk about chump change. (And no prize for pro-flu videos.)

We were just enjoying the middle of summer when Sebelius warns, ‘With flu season around the corner, we must remain vigilant and do all we can to prepare our nation and protect public health. These grants will give states valuable resources to step up their flu-preparedness efforts.”

All right, it is chump change for the most populous state, given California’s gabillions of dollars in red budget ink. But you’d think 30 mil would pretty much guarantee good health around California for everyone as long as we seal the border with Oregon. And maybe Arizona.

Perhaps some other less-important states would be willing to forfeit some or all of their federal flu-fighting funds so that Californians could avoid sneezing and continue to enjoy the sunshine that makes its way through the smog.

There’s way too many numbers in the announcement to really bother with. Suffice to say, there are grants for public health -- L.A. alone is getting $8,510,041.

But, disturbingly, there are also immense grants for hospital preparedness. This would seem to indicate that the feds are not really counting on total prevention of the various flus that, according to media reports only a couple of months ago, threatened the human race with extinction.

Never mind washing your hands frequently. The only answer is obviously more money.

-- Andrew Malcolm

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