POP QUIZ

Take this quiz then add up your points to discover when your name will be added to the academy’s honor roll.

-- Glenn Whipp

1) You are at this moment:

__ Poolside at Steven Spielberg’s house (10)

__ Poolside at the Palms Casino in Vegas (3)

__ Cleaning pools in Sherman Oaks (0)

2) Biopic in the works on:

__ Abraham Lincoln (10)

__ Miles Davis (6)

__ The Situation (-5)

3) This year, you’ll be watching the Oscars:

__ At the Kodak (8)

__ With Elton (5)

__ At the neighbor’s . . . cable company just disconnected service (-5)

4) Siblings you most like to work with:

__ The Coens (10)

__ The Wachowskis (4)

__ The Kardashians (0)

5) Last photographed by paparazzi:

__ Entering the Lincoln Center for a gala (10)

__ Going for a jog in Runyon Canyon (5)

__ Digging through a Dumpster behind Barney’s Beanery (-5)

6) British?

__ Yes (10)

__ No (0)

7) Last audition:

__ I don’t audition (10)

__ Indie drama that didn’t sell but got great buzz at Slamdance (2)

__ “The Bachelor” (-5)

8) Favorite Kevin:

__ Costner (5)

__ Spacey (5)

__ Bacon (5)

__ Federline (-5)

9) Last time you flew:

__ A corporate jet (10)

__ First class on the studio’s dime (6)

__ Was kicked off the plane for being too fat (-5)

10) Appeared on Vanity Fair Young Hollywood cover:

__ Yes (2)

__ No (8)

11) Nightstand reading material:

__ Screenplays my agent sends (5)

__ Books my agent sends (5)

__ OK! magazine (0)

12) Quentin Tarantino is:

__ Writing a part for me in his new movie (10)

__ Thinking about maybe rescuing me from years of obscurity (3)

__ Crazy about my feet! (3)

13) Most satisfying aspect of filmmaking process:

__ Collaboration with other artists (10)

__ Losing myself in the moment (10)

__ Craft services (0)

14) Welcome mat always out with:

__ Oprah (10)

__ Ellen (5)

__ Tyra (0)

15) Last project -you called agent to ask, “Why wasn’t I up for that?”

__ “Star Trek” (5)

__ “CSI” (2)

__ “Celebrity Fit Club” (-5)

16) Favorite lady:

__ Macbeth (10)

__ Chatterley (5)

__ Gaga (0)

17) Arm candy:

__ Chanel bag (8)

__ Channing Tatum (3)

__ Pee-wee Herman tattoo on biceps (0)

18) “The Blind Side” made you:

__ Cry (10)

__ Angry (10)

__ Go online to find out where you could purchase sunglasses like the ones Sandra Bullock wears (0)

19) When you arrived home today, your spouse/significant other sweetly asked:

__ How’s Marty doing? (10)

__ How’d the audition go? (3)

__ Where have you been for the last three weeks, and what’s that stain on your shirt? (0)

20) Favorite franchise:

__ “Batman” (7)

__ “Twilight” (1)

__ “Transformers” (-5)

21) Morning regimen includes:

__ Yoga and/or Pilates class (7)

__ Pleading and/or berating agent over status of current projects (5)

__ Hitting snooze button while nursing hangover and/or muttering a plea to deity of choice (3)

22) Last George worked with:

__ Clooney (10)

__ Lopez (2)

__ Burns (0)

SCORING

190 points or higher: Oscar is yours next year

115-189 points: Next decade

114 points and under: Next life

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