New Orleans 45, Atlanta 17: In tribute...

New Orleans 45, Atlanta 17: In tribute to the team owner, Falcon offense keeps shooting blanks.

Tenn. 37, Carolina 17: Panther fans boo their 5-1 team. Which is why people move from North Carolina.

Dallas 38, Detroit 7: Next week, Jerry Jones gets down on one knee and proposes to Bill Parcells.

New Eng. 19, Miami 13 (OT): Mare blames dirt for missed kicks. And they say baseball players are wimps.

Philadelphia 14, N.Y. Giants 10: Dante Hall should be mad at Brian Westbrook for copyright infringement.

Minnesota 28, Denver 20: Here’s a scary Halloween story: Broncos now turn to Danny Kanell.

St. Louis 34, Green Bay 24: With the supermarket strike in progress, Kurt Warner is out of two jobs.

San Diego 26, Cleveland 20: Once again, the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers can rest easy.

N.Y. Jets 19, Houston 14: How old is Vinny Testaverde? When he was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick.

Buffalo 24, Washington 7: Travis Henry feels job is threatened, plays better. Is he related to Adrian Beltre?

Cincinnati 34, Balt. 26: Kyle Boller says, “It’s never over till it’s over.” He came to NFL from Yogi Berra U.

San Francisco 24, Tampa Bay 7: Jon Gruden was so shocked, the thought of an emotion crossed his mind.

Seattle 24, Chicago 17: Bears lose when fan Steve Bartman “accidentally” intercepts touchdown pass.

Kansas City at Oakland, tonight, 6, Ch. 7: Al Davis sues ABC, claiming bright TV lights hurt his eyes.

Open: Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Arizona, Jacksonville

-- Houston Mitchell