LAUGH LINES

Name Game: “Social Security records show that Jacob has replaced Michael as the most popular boys name in the U.S., with Emily No. 1 for girls. Least popular boys name: the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.� (Bob Mills)

The Joke’s on Her: “Hillary Clinton will emcee ‘America’s Millennium Gala’ tonight in Washington, D.C. How the mighty have fallen. Six years ago, she was leading a health-care revolution; today she’s wondering if she should open with a Monica joke.� (Argus Hamilton)

Royal Flush: “Queen Elizabeth knighted Sean Connery. Up until now he’s had no royal title, just the ladies-in-waiting.� (Mills)

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The Essential

David Letterman

Favorite Adult Films

of Wall Street Traders

10. “The Very Big Compensation Package�

9. “Barely Mature Bonds�

8. “The Devil in Dow Jones�

6. “Entering the Asian Market�

5. “Salomon Sisters�

4. “Bodacious Beauties Who Love Balding, Pudgy, Middle-Aged Desk Jockeys�

3. “Behind the Greenspan�

2. “Charles Schwab Does Dallas�

1. “Trump’s Tower�

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