Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What is the easiest way to catch a fish? You have a friend throw one to you. (Dryden Brown, 3, Studio City, Valley Campus Preschool)
* Why did the skinny boy quit the football team? The coach wanted a wide receiver. (Joanne Iko, 11, Granada Hills, Kennedy Elementary)
* Where do grizzly bears come from? Bearazona. (Steven Chacon, 7, Long Beach, Buffum Elementary)
* What did the tree say after it went to the sawmill? I’m board. (Wesley A. Korea, 10, Santa Barbara, Peabody Charter School)
* “The newspaper mistakenly reported that someone was yelling from the ninth floor of a building. It was really the 10th floor. But that’s another story. . . .†(Liz Rodriguez, 13, Woodland Hills, St. Bernardine of Siena School)
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