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* What do you get when you cross a raccoon with a skunk? You get a dirty look from the raccoon. (Kalen Long, 8, Chino Hills, Butterfield Ranch Elementary)
* Why did the dog keep biting the tree? It needed more bark. (Melissa and John Jesse Chavoya, 8 and 7, Hacienda Heights, Los Robles Academy)
* When can you learn something at dinner? When there are several courses. (Holly N. Wilson, 8, Alhambra, Marguerita School)
* Why did the spiders go to the outfielder? Because he caught a fly. (Matthew Bennett Cathcart, 5, Los Angeles, Willows Community School)
* What is something that is lighter than a feather but can’t be held for more than five minutes? Your breath. (Scott Yuen, 12, Montebello, Macy Intermediate)
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