Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What four letters do you say to someone who is hurt? R-U-O-K? (Marvin Ting So, 7, Chino Hills, Country Springs School)
* A whale never gets into trouble until he comes up and spouts off. (Mary Ann Gilbert, 8, Walnut, Sunrise Christian School)
* Why are mice afraid to go swimming? Because of the catfish. (Chase Neisner, 7, Agoura, Meadow Oaks School)
* Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. (Kevin Sloan, 8, Agoura Hills, Yerba Buena Elementary)
* What is a ghost’s favorite shoe? A booooot. (Sophia Pendleton, 4, Los Angeles, Shir Hashirim Montessori
* Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the moooo-vie theater. (Isabelle Pendleton, 6, Los Angeles, Valley View Elementary)
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