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* What happened when the two peanuts walked down the street? One was assaulted. (Christopher Jimenez, 11, Santa Barbara, Washington School)
* Why does the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one. (Nick White, 10, Camarillo, Valle Lindo)
* Why did the bear put on wet clothes? Because the label said “Wash and Wear.” (Kaitlin Gardiner, 9, Camarillo, Valle Lindo)
* What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, Mama?” (James Bourne, 6, Los Angeles, Kenter Canyon Learn School)
* If a mouse lost his tail, where would he get a new one? At the retail store. (Evan Friedman, 8, Brentwood, Pacific Hebrew Academy)
* What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have somebody throw it to you. (Andres Nilo, 11, Santa Barbara, Washington School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.
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