Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why is a planned wedding like a fruit? Because they cantaloupe. (Dallas Dario, 13, Woodland Hills, Taft High School)

* Why does a policeman have to be strong? To pull cars over. (Ilana Masad, 8, Givatayim, Israel, Yigal Alon Elementary School)

* What kind of bird goes to church? A bird of pray. (Patrick Dexter, 6, Manhattan Beach, Grand View School)

* Where do people see the world? At Sea World. (Sally Dexter, 7, Manhattan Beach, Grand View School)

* Why can’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was chicken. (Alexandro Marshall, 8, Irvine, University Park Elementary)

* How did the cow get into outer space? He followed the Milky Way. (Bobby Slattery, 6, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter School)

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