Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What store do people fall into? The Gap. (Hailey Swartz and Lauren Frieband, 11, Oak Park, Medea Creek Middle School)
* Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing. (Melissa Klein, 11, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel Community Day School)
* What kind of clothes do you wear on a rainy day? Thunderwear. (Cameron Turner, 4, Rancho Palos Verdes, Marymount Preschool)
* Why did the turtle cross the road? He wanted to go to the Shell station. (Ian Paterson, 4, Los Angeles, Mt. SAC Child Development Center)
* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. (Emma Tyrer, 9, Los Angeles, Curtis School)
* What did the girl volcano say to the boy volcano? “Do you lava me like I lava you?†(Sophia Eve Schwartz, 8, Encino, Sherman Oaks Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your name, age, hometown and school.
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