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Each word is taken from the vanity plate master list issued by the DMV.

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ONE: CUBISM. WUT NUDE?

WWHAAAT STRCASE?

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TWO: KALL WAITIN. UR

GRNMTHR PUTTTS YOU ONHOLD.

DAA AGEOF CVLIZED

FONE TALKING, ITSOVER.

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THREEEE: ANDRU LLLOYD WEBBER.

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FOURRE: HENRY4D MAKES

THEAUTO AVLBL 2D

AVGJOE. 1CLOUD, ADARK1,

DOTH NGULF US.

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FIVE: ALLBOYZ GROWUPP

CRAVING MOMMMEE, SEZ

FREUD. WEBLEVE HIM.

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SSIXX: NTH50S NEARLEE

EVRY1 DUZZZ BUYATV.

RMAGDEN BGINS.

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NUMERO7: ELISBTH TAYLORR

MARRIEZ EDDEE FISHRE.

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EIGHT: IN 1969 BOEING

DUZZ LAUNCH DA 747

JMBOJT, DUH BMT

WITH WINGSS.

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NEIN: ZE AU2MATQ MILKEN

MACHINE DRIVES DWN

ZDAIRY PRICES, WICH DUZ

NCURAGE 2MUCHH EATIN

OF SATUR8D PHAT.

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TENN: HOWCUM WWE

DYD STOPP TRAVLYN

TUDMOON? BYYYY NOW

WEEE COUDBE LIVNG

THERE. ITDBFUN. LYKE

MOVNGTO PLMDALE.