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Are you arrogant? Take this simple quiz:

1. To impress members of the opposite sex, I . . .

a. Casually mention my Porsche Turbo Carrera with quadrophonic sound system and sunroof--57 times.

b. Casually mention my Porsche only a dozen times, lest I appear arrogant.

c. Avoid shallow, meaningless discussions about what kind of car I own, focusing instead on my six-figure income and condo in Vail.

d. Discuss medieval accounting practices.

2. When keeping appointments, I tend to run . . .

a. Late.

b. Early.

c. On time.

d. Hey, what does punctuality have to do with arrogance?

3. If I could change one thing about myself, it would be . . .

a. My age.

b. My appearance.

c. Where I live.

d. Say, did I mention that I drive a Porsche?

4. If I could change one thing about other people, it would be . . .

a. Their stupidity.

b. Their driving ability.

c. Their clothes.

d. All of the above and then some. Give me another sheet of paper.

5. When personal problems arise, I tend to blame . . .

a. Myself.

b. Others.

c. Congress.

d. Listen, I don’t have to take this test if I don’t want to. I’m just doing it because someone left an anonymous note saying I might find it “interesting.”

SCORING: If you know you got all the answers right, you are arrogant.