Natasha Update

Your March 27 editorial (“Luv Ya’, Boris Baby”), dollink, about Boris, me and Mr. Big being damn good villains vindicates us; however, as INNOCENTS, Boris and I learned our ABCs--assassination, bomb throwing, conspiracy--from Mr. Big and Fearless Leader.

Fearless Leader now living in Moosylvania, led coup against Mr. Big, whose authority has been cut down to his size, and he cannot be found. He is hiding out somewhere in Pottsylvania.

Hoo boy! As for Boris and me, we have come in from cold and no longer find it necessary to get Moose and Squirrel. We were not evil spies, dollink, just ingenuous bumbling idiots, I guess. Rocky, Bullwinkle and I making peace and performing side by side at Universal-MCA theme parks. To make amends, Boris and I visit Frostbite Falls and burn counterfeit box tops in public square . . .

NATASHA FATALE

(a.k.a. June Foray, voice of Natasha,

Rocky, Nell and announcer on Man (and

Girl) From U.N.C.L.E.)

Woodland Hills