No Nasty Marines

Surely this situation calls for a rewrite of the “Marines Hymn” that might go something like this:

From the shelves of Camp

Pen-delton

To those of Beaufort, Esss-Ceee

We fight our country’s battles

Against rap ob-scen-ity.

Salvation for the nation

With our morals all have seen,

Makes us glory to the title

Of the United Chaste Marines.

Semper Fidelis.

ALAN GILBERT

Hollywood