‘Baby on Board’ Placards

If you can stand one more letter in regard to “Baby On Board� signs, I’d like to put in my two cents:

A couple of weeks ago, while coming home from night school in Westwood, I was nearly rear-ended by a drunken idiot doing 90-plus in the slow lane.

So, in order that I might keep unsafe drivers and tailgaters off my back, is there anywhere I can get a sign for my car that reads “Adult Who Wishes to Stay Alive on Board�?

SHARON BAKER

Chino