Opinion: Glenn Beck: Slavery was a liberal cause

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I’ve tried to stay away from all Glenn Beck-associated commentary in recent days -- he’s such an easy target and I hate being part of a media herd. But his latest rant is just too funny. The Huffington Post has a video of Beck that’s really worth viewing. In it he pontificates that progressives used to be called ‘tyrants,’ or ‘slave-owners -- people who encouraged you to become dependent on them.’

...’Encouraged you to become dependent on them.’

Encouraged.

That is just priceless. And pretty neat. Now that I’m done laughing about encouraged slaves were (but hey, at least he didn’t say ‘enticed’) I have to admit that although he’s completely insane and thoroughly inaccurate, Beck also makes a rather elegant toss of the race dice.

Conservatives, of course, were slave-owners and liberals were not. Conservatives in the 19th century believed in the tyranny of state government and liberals did not. Everyone with a shred of understanding about American history knows that. We had a whole war over it.

But since Beck is probably not genuinely stupid, I’m going to say he’s tapping into a sentiment that is very much alive in Confederate USA. Many southern conservatives (AKA the Republican base) still argue that the federal government had no right to restrict the tyranny of slave-owners. For it to do so was, well, tyrannical. As were later federal restrictions on state restrictions regarding segregation in schools, housing, public education, etc... Tyranny, tyranny, tyranny, tyranny!

And hey, Obama’s half black and half white, so it’s sort of neat. Kind of a two-fer. Either way he’s to blame. (For being unduly encouraging or overly encouraged or promoting encouragement or something like that).

Seriously, you have to respect this. Saying so much with so few words is really a craft.

-Lisa Richardson