The surreal Twitter feed of Metta World Peace

Metta World Peace, shown defending Atlanta's Al Horford, has kept his Twitter followers entertained, if not informed on his status with the Lakers.

By Eric Pincus

July 11, 2013 12 AM PT

The Lakers are in their final window to use their one-time amnesty, from July 10 to 16.

Does that worry Metta World Peace, who could be waived by the team to save roughly $15 million?

I just got the news ... I’m so sad!!! — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

My news is that My favorite burger spot called “My Favorite Burger” added extra gratuity cost to the vegan burgers.. Worst day ever — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

World Peace’s Twitter feed is a bizarre but entertaining stream of non sequiturs.

I just amnestied my IPhone 3. I had it way too long. What phone should I get next? — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 11, 2013

I’m retiring !!!!! Ask me why!!!! Hurry before I forget why I am retiring !!! — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 11, 2013

Ok. I have to amnesty my jeans. Their too tight. I think I might waive my tooth brush also. I need a new one — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 10, 2013

The danger is taking World Peace seriously on Twitter, as many did when he posted the following:

Breaking news !!! Guess what !! I am so sad to announce that I ........ — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 9, 2013

Should I say it??? I just got the confirmation call...;(( — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 9, 2013

Ok. My breaking news is my oranges that I love will not be on sale at whole foods. Worst day ever!! — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) July 9, 2013

The Lakers have yet to decide on if they’ll use their amnesty but many were fooled by World Peace who has mastered the art of “trolling” fans on Twitter.

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