Ariana Grande saw unspeakable satanic evil on tour
Have you ever suspected that Ariana Grande’s debut album “Yours Truly†had some undercurrents of unspeakable satanic evil? That the pixieish, radiant-voiced R&B singer might have a direct psychic line to a netherworld plagued with demons that emerge from a hell-mouth cemetery portal and haunt her in ceaseless nightmares?
No? Well, in an unexpectedly gripping new interview with Complex Magazine (via Gawker), the Nickelodeon-reared “iCarly†and “Sam & Cat†veteran admitted that a recent tour was rent asunder by what she believed were forces of unfathomable malevolence straight from the pit of Yog-Sothoth.
After a show in Kansas City, Grande and her crew visited a nearby haunted castle, to their delight. But things took a darker turn after visiting the popular paranormal site of Stull Cemetery.
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“I felt this sick, overwhelming feeling of negativity over the whole car and we smelled sulfur, which is the sign of a demon, and there was a fly in the car randomly, which is another sign of a demon,†she told Complex. “Then I took a picture and there are three super distinct faces in the picture ... they’re faces of textbook demons.â€
Complex, perhaps with one giddy eyebrow raised, asked to see the photo. But Grande, alas, couldn’t produce it, because the photos tormented her even in a digitized afterlife.
“The next day I tried to send the picture to my manager and it said, ‘This file can’t be sent, it’s 666 megabytes.’ I’m not kidding.... I used to have a folder called “Demons†that had pictures with all the screencaps in it, but then weird things started happening to me so I deleted it.â€
This entire tale only compounds our love for Ariana Grande, and we hereby extend an offer to take an L.A. murder-history tour with her at the night of her choosing.
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