Donald Trump gets a thumping in new Funny or Die parody 'biopic'

Feb. 10, 2016 4 PM PT

If you think you’ve been exposed to a lot of Donald Trump lately, try being Joe Randazzo.

Randazzo, the former editor of the Onion, spent months last year immersed in the collected clips and writings of the GOP front-runner, turning his research into a 1980s-set parody script for the website Funny or Die.

“I was ready,” he recalled dryly, “to jump off a bridge.”

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That work paid dividends for the rest of us, however. Americans went to bed Tuesday night after watching cable-news coverage of Trump’s win at the New Hampshire primary. They awakened Wednesday morning to a different kind of entertainment.

Funny or Die offered what one might call a February surprise, dropping the parody film “Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie,” with Johnny Depp as the titular hero, on an unsuspecting Web public. The release quickly prompted a viral frenzy on social media, though no response — yet — from one @realdonaldtrump.

“A lot of what we put in a few months ago, we were shaking heads thinking Donald Trump wouldn’t actually say something like this,” said Jeremy Konner, the creator of the popular series “Drunk History” who directed the Trump film. “And since then he’s said all these things out loud.”

If you haven’t watched it yet, the 50-minute film is designed to look like a lost movie-of-the-week from the 1980s (it was newly recovered after being wrestled away from a woman at a garage sale by Ron Howard, we learn at the outset). Trump himself is presented as the film’s director, writer, producer and — of course — star.

“Art of the Deal” is structured around the fake principles from Trump’s eponymous 1987 bestseller — “The art of buying a hotel from the Hilton family,” “The art of marrying a gorgeous immigrant” — and follows the tycoon as he narrates a number of actual anecdotes from the book to a young boy.

Trump is seeking to buy the Taj Mahal casino from Merv Griffin (Patton Oswalt), which gives him a chance to walk through various moments of his life, both the real (his lawsuit against the NFL or the purchase of air rights in midtown Manhattan) and the fictional. “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall — I can build you a much nicer one,” as one phone-call quip has it.

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“Hello, Donald.”

OK, so it doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as “Hello, Newman,” the greeting the fictional Jerry Seinfeld gave to his arch-nemesis, played by Wayne Knight, on the comedian’s popular sitcom. But Seinfeld’s verbal bout with Trump was unscripted -- and seemingly largely one-sided -- so imperfect phrasing can be forgiven.

Yet should one cross Trump, don’t expect a shrug and a handshake. Instead, Seinfeld received a rant after the comedian backed out of a charity benefit hosted by one of Trump’s sons, supposedly because of the birther issue. Seinfeld’s camp has been relatively quiet, but Trump was quoted as taking a swing at Seinfeld’s TV credits.

No, not the beloved “Seinfeld,” but instead the unscripted show “The Marriage Ref.” Said Trump, “What I do feel badly about is that I agreed to do, and did, your failed show, ‘The Marriage Ref,’ even though I thought it was absolutely terrible.” (Getty Images / Los Angeles Times)

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Trump started it at the Conservative Political Action Conference, boasting that he was “well acquainted with winning” and saying that Ron Paul has “zero chance of getting elected” president. Paul shot back that Trump’s “birther” battle showed the Donald was “desperate.” (Getty Images / Associated Press)

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The Donald doesn’t take failure well, and when, in 2006, “The Apprentice” showed signs of ratings weakness, he went after Martha Stewart. Her show, “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart,” was not highly rated, and Trump believed the spinoff dragged down his own show. He blamed her; she was upset and blamed him; then he wrote a scathing letter telling Stewart to take full responsibility for the failed show, talking about her ImClone fiasco, her daughter’s “one-word statements” and more. Later, in 2008, though the event seemed to have simmered down, Stewart said Trump’s actions were “unforgivable.” (Getty Images / Los Angeles Times)

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In 2007, Trump put his reputation -- and his hair -- on the line to start a fued with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon. In a dramatized dust-up reported on by major media outlets, their storied hair versus hair match during Wrestlemania 23 had both men pick a pro-wrestling representative to fight for them in the ring. The loser had to shave his head. Obviously, we know who came out on top in that challenge. In addition to keeping his golden quaff, Trump made an appearance in the WWE match titled “Battle of the Billionaires” that garnered solid gold ratings. (Getty Images / Associated Press)

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In the Donald’s defense, Cher fired first. The openly Democratic “Turn Back Time” singer took to Twitter in November 2012 (on the heels of Trump hounding President Obama during his 2012 campaign) to bash clothing retailer Macy’s for carrying Trump’s line in its stores and take jabs at his famous ‘do.
“I’ll NEVER GO TO MACY’S AGAIN!” Cher tweeted. “I didn’t know they sold Donald Trump’s Line! If they don’t care that they sell products from a LOUDMOUTH.”
But Trump didn’t take the tirade sitting down, firing back about the singer’s surgical procedures.
“Cher-- I don’t wear a ‘rug’--it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.” (Getty Images / Los Angeles Times)

Trump peppers his speech with trademark superlatives like “sensational” and his end-of-sentence uptalked “OK?” He also is often articulating his beliefs. “Everyone, no matter their race, age, creed color [has the right to] be priced out of their own neighborhood.”

At various points, the mogul, as director, also relieves several kids of their Fred Savage-esque listening duties when he realizes they come from minority backgrounds. He eventually settles on Jacob Tremblay, who listens gamely, not commenting on whether the experience of being trapped in a room with Trump is better or worse than his other recent appearance of on-screen claustrophobia.

Eighties touches abound, from the keyboards-heavy sounds design to an Alf cameo to a “Dynasty”-inspired montage. But though it’s set in the Reagan era, filmmakers manage to get in a potential Trump presidency, via an ‘80s-flavored time-travel device. (Upon being given the nuclear codes: “You can demolish a lot of buildings with that”). Also, Carmen Electra is apparently a key Cabinet member.

“We kept having to go back and revise because Trump just kept saying crazier stuff,” Randazzo said.

Indeed, when the movie was shot in the fall, no one working on the production had any idea how much further Trump’s campaign could go. It’s obviously still going strong, which was good for the film, but led to a problem: Truth was becoming more satiric than fiction.

“When we set out to make this film, this seemed like a much more scathing attack,” said Konner.

What has come out of [Trump’s] mouth since [inception of this film] is a thousand times more insane than anything we might have fictionalized.

— Director Jeremy Konner

Randazzo said he saw the antecedents of many of Trump’s current postures by delving into the book--”the seedlings,” he calls it, of what he believes is the candidate’s way of highlighting triumphs and spinning losses.

The larger for a Trump parody was conceived by Funny or Die editor in chief Owen Burke, one of the film’s executive producers. The site was founded by Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Judd Apatow, with McKay himself in a humor-activist realm at the moment with his Wall Street black comedy “The Big Short” nominated for Oscar’s best picture.

Everyone on the movie felt that same spirit of activism, filmmakers said. “We talked a lot about how much he changed the campaign, but also how he exposed the whole thing as a carnival,” Randazzo said.

Still, he and Konner say they have only modest hopes, if that, for how much they can affect the race.

“I don’t think we can really sway anyone — the people that love him won’t have their minds changed by something like this, and the people that hate him already hate him,” said Randazzo.

Added Konner: “This is not propaganda — it’s entertainment and comedy, first and foremost. But the reality is that all the people involved in making this think Trump is a clown, a comical character who should not be president of the United States. That point of view is inescapable in the art we make.”

Which raises another question: Given Trumps’ continuing ascent in pursuit of that office, might there be a possibility of a sequel?

“I don’t think any of us want to put ourselves through this again,” Randazzo said.

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