Calvin Harris threatens to sue over salacious story that Taylor Swift dumped him

“Un-Happy Ending!� the hard-to-believe headline screamed Monday announcing a bad breakup between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris.

Harris begged to differ with that “news.� Well, he didn’t exactly beg, but he definitely differed. To the point of threatening litigation.

“It’s not going to be a ‘happy ending’ for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these ... stories bye bye,� Swift’s boyfriend of seven or so months tweeted Monday afternoon, lashing out after a morning full of rumors that he’d been dumped after getting caught leaving a massage parlor.

Swift’s rep Tree Paine shot down the rumor earlier in the day, tweeting, “I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again, do not believe Radar Online.�

Rumor-busting site Gossip Cop described the story as coming from what it called “somehow magically heard private conversations.�

A source said to be close to the couple told People the story was “absolutely not true� and that the two were “still going strong.�

Meanwhile, Selena Gomez, Swift’s BFF of eight years, was caught off guard by the rumor.

“Calvin Harris — broken up or not?� Andy Cohen asked his guest Monday on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy show.

“Whu-ut?� Gomez replied.

“Are they broken up?� the Bravo host pressed.

“I think I would have found that out,� said the woman who had just described her most recent text from TSwift — and it didn’t mention any kind of massage parlor. “I didn’t even know, is that a rumor? This is, honestly, it’s so stupid. I’m pregnant every week, she’s gonna be pregnant, it’s so stupid.

“You can’t really read that stuff.�

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