Michael J. Fox would never ever like Taylor Swift to date his son

Michael J. Fox would rather Taylor Swift stay the heck away from his 23-year-old son Sam — and really, can you blame him?

Tina Fey, at the Golden Globes on Sunday, had hilariously warned audience member Swift to “stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son� as the younger Fox, along with Francesca Eastwood, helped out on the awards show. And Dad was happy to reinforce that notion at a Wednesday book party in New York.

“No. No ... Just back off,� he told Vulture after the idea of a Sam-and-Taylor love connection was proposed. “I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?�

Not exactly a primo parting gift, we think.

“What a way to build a career,� said Fox, who’s been married to actress Tracy Pollan since 1988.

[Updated, 5:01 p.m. Jan. 18: Looks as if things have ended well between “The Good Wife� guest star and the “Red� singer. “Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good,� she tweeted Friday afternoon. “Thank you for having my back.�]

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Swift, 23 and most recently linked with — and unlinked from — 18-year-old Harry Styles of One Direction, previously dated 18-year-old Conor Kennedy.

In other Swift-related trash talk, the young lady’s tune “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together� was “covered� by Samuel L. Jackson on a British radio show earlier this week. Check it out below. Somehow, we believe it more when Jackson says it.

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